{"id":7397,"date":"2016-12-25T16:00:46","date_gmt":"2016-12-25T15:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lesalternativescatholiques.fr\/?p=7397"},"modified":"2016-12-26T01:28:44","modified_gmt":"2016-12-26T00:28:44","slug":"10-des-meilleurs-pire-chansons-de-noel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lesalternativescatholiques.fr\/?p=7397","title":{"rendered":"10 des meilleures pires chansons de No\u00ebl !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Jour de No\u00ebl, il est 16h00.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Tandis que les plus jeunes jouent au milieu d&rsquo;un carnage de papier bariol\u00e9 et que les adultes dig\u00e8rent paisiblement la callipyge dinde farcie \u00e0 grand renfort de digestifs et de truffes (allez comprendre) vous commencez \u00e0 vous dire que finalement cette journ\u00e9e manque un peu de fun. Vous vous dites aussi qu&rsquo;entre le vieux CD de chants de No\u00ebl de vos parents et les chants de la messe de minuit,\u00a0 le top 50 de cette journ\u00e9e risque d&rsquo;\u00eatre aussi original qu&rsquo;un collier de nouilles un jour de f\u00eate des m\u00e8res.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Heureusement, je suis l\u00e0 pour vous et pour ravir vos petites oreilles par une s\u00e9lection chamarr\u00e9e de 10 des meilleurs pires chants de No\u00ebl (ou des pires meilleurs chants de No\u00ebl, c&rsquo;est au choix) que l&rsquo;on peut trouver sur les internets mondiaux.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Cette chronique \u00e0 l&rsquo;originalit\u00e9 toute relative n&rsquo;a d&rsquo;\u00e9gale que la non-exhaustivit\u00e9 de la s\u00e9lection qu&rsquo;elle pr\u00e9sente. D&rsquo;autant que, comme on dit chez les herp\u00e9tologistes (qui n&rsquo;\u00e9tudient pas les herp\u00e8s, sachez le), \u00ab\u00a0Les go\u00fbts et les couleuvres, \u00e7a ne se discute pas\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Alors sur ce jeu de mots navrant et sans plus attendre, voici 10 chansons sympa pour \u00e9gayer vos fins de repas de r\u00e9veillon !<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed wp-block-embed-youtube is-type-video is-provider-youtube epyt-figure\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><div class=\"epyt-video-wrapper\"><iframe  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_48463\"  width=\"790\" height=\"444\"  data-origwidth=\"790\" data-origheight=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/DXdAtoSuLD0?enablejsapi=1&autoplay=0&cc_load_policy=0&cc_lang_pref=&iv_load_policy=3&loop=0&rel=0&fs=1&playsinline=0&autohide=2&theme=dark&color=red&controls=1&\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/div><\/div><\/figure><br \/>\n <strong>1- J\u00e9sus est n\u00e9 en Provence ! <\/strong><em>Par les Kitchs 13<\/em><br \/>\n Tout est dans le titre, une chanson qui vous donnera envie de flamber votre prochaine dinde de no\u00ebl au Pastis.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed wp-block-embed-youtube is-type-video is-provider-youtube epyt-figure\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><div class=\"epyt-video-wrapper\"><iframe  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_17100\"  width=\"790\" height=\"593\"  data-origwidth=\"790\" data-origheight=\"593\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/PD9lmZv2Syo?enablejsapi=1&autoplay=0&cc_load_policy=0&cc_lang_pref=&iv_load_policy=3&loop=0&rel=0&fs=1&playsinline=0&autohide=2&theme=dark&color=red&controls=1&\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/div><\/div><\/figure>\n<p><strong>2- Jingle bells &#8230;<\/strong> <em>par les Choeurs de l&rsquo;Arm\u00e9e Rouge !<br \/>\n <\/em>Quand j&rsquo;entends cette chanson, j&rsquo;imagine une arm\u00e9e de P\u00e8res No\u00ebl qui conduisent d&rsquo;\u00e9normes tanks aux couleurs de l&rsquo;URSS !<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed wp-block-embed-youtube is-type-video is-provider-youtube epyt-figure\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><div class=\"epyt-video-wrapper\"><iframe  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_38215\"  width=\"790\" height=\"593\"  data-origwidth=\"790\" data-origheight=\"593\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/WeyOmCMl9Vk?enablejsapi=1&autoplay=0&cc_load_policy=0&cc_lang_pref=&iv_load_policy=3&loop=0&rel=0&fs=1&playsinline=0&autohide=2&theme=dark&color=red&controls=1&\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/div><\/div><\/figure>\n<p><strong>3- Comme les roi mages<\/strong> <em>par les Sheila<br \/>\n <\/em>Elle vous reste dans la t\u00eate \u00e0 vous aussi ?<em><br \/>\n <\/em><\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed wp-block-embed-youtube is-type-video is-provider-youtube epyt-figure\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><div class=\"epyt-video-wrapper\"><iframe  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_27651\"  width=\"790\" height=\"444\"  data-origwidth=\"790\" data-origheight=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/8m16MFN_hBA?enablejsapi=1&autoplay=0&cc_load_policy=0&cc_lang_pref=&iv_load_policy=3&loop=0&rel=0&fs=1&playsinline=0&autohide=2&theme=dark&color=red&controls=1&\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/div><\/div><\/figure>\n<p><strong>4- Petit Papa No\u00ebl<\/strong> <em>version zouk !<br \/>\n <\/em>Pour faire rimer facilement cara\u00efbes et esprit de No\u00ebl.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed wp-block-embed-youtube is-type-video is-provider-youtube epyt-figure\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><div class=\"epyt-video-wrapper\"><iframe  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_50697\"  width=\"790\" height=\"593\"  data-origwidth=\"790\" data-origheight=\"593\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/u6MFXem42-E?enablejsapi=1&autoplay=0&cc_load_policy=0&cc_lang_pref=&iv_load_policy=3&loop=0&rel=0&fs=1&playsinline=0&autohide=2&theme=dark&color=red&controls=1&\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/div><\/div><\/figure>\n<p><strong>5- Joyeux No\u00ebl<\/strong> <em>par Max Boublil<\/em><br \/>\n Vraisemblablement la meilleure musique pour pourrir le No\u00ebl des enfants un peu trop bruyants. Niark niark niark.<\/p>\n<p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed wp-block-embed-youtube is-type-video is-provider-youtube epyt-figure\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><div class=\"epyt-video-wrapper\"><iframe  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_89633\"  width=\"790\" height=\"593\"  data-origwidth=\"790\" data-origheight=\"593\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/D63XuyEHqEs?enablejsapi=1&autoplay=0&cc_load_policy=0&cc_lang_pref=&iv_load_policy=3&loop=0&rel=0&fs=1&playsinline=0&autohide=2&theme=dark&color=red&controls=1&\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/div><\/div><\/figure><br \/>\n <strong>6- J\u00e9sus revient<\/strong> <em>&#8211; La vie est long fleuve tranquille<\/em><br \/>\n On ne pr\u00e9sente plus ce tube.<\/p>\n<p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed wp-block-embed-youtube is-type-video is-provider-youtube epyt-figure\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><div class=\"epyt-video-wrapper\"><iframe  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_71889\"  width=\"790\" height=\"444\"  data-origwidth=\"790\" data-origheight=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/QmZYIyySxPE?enablejsapi=1&autoplay=0&cc_load_policy=0&cc_lang_pref=&iv_load_policy=3&loop=0&rel=0&fs=1&playsinline=0&autohide=2&theme=dark&color=red&controls=1&\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/div><\/div><\/figure><br \/>\n <strong>7- Christmas in Heaven<\/strong> &#8211; <em>Monty Python&rsquo;s Flying Circus<br \/>\n <\/em>Le mythique final du film <em>The Meaning of Life<\/em> des Monty Python ! On ne s&rsquo;en lasse pas !<\/p>\n<p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed wp-block-embed-youtube is-type-video is-provider-youtube epyt-figure\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><div class=\"epyt-video-wrapper\"><iframe  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_84073\"  width=\"790\" height=\"444\"  data-origwidth=\"790\" data-origheight=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/yZKCHfAyT1c?enablejsapi=1&autoplay=0&cc_load_policy=0&cc_lang_pref=&iv_load_policy=3&loop=0&rel=0&fs=1&playsinline=0&autohide=2&theme=dark&color=red&controls=1&\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/div><\/div><\/figure><br \/>\n <strong>8- P\u00e8re No\u00ebl<\/strong> &#8211;<em> Oldelaf<\/em><br \/>\n Encore une super chanson pour traumatiser les plus jeunes tout en les sensibilisant aux ravages de l&rsquo;alcool. Une chanson qui rappelle un peu le <em>P\u00e8re No\u00ebl noir<\/em> de Renaud.<\/p>\n<p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed wp-block-embed-youtube is-type-video is-provider-youtube epyt-figure\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><div class=\"epyt-video-wrapper\"><iframe  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_22896\"  width=\"790\" height=\"444\"  data-origwidth=\"790\" data-origheight=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/pC2sngTuB9k?enablejsapi=1&autoplay=0&cc_load_policy=0&cc_lang_pref=&iv_load_policy=3&loop=0&rel=0&fs=1&playsinline=0&autohide=2&theme=dark&color=red&controls=1&\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/div><\/div><\/figure><br \/>\n <strong>9- Petit Papa No\u00ebl<\/strong> &#8211; <em>Celkilt<br \/>\n <\/em>Tout se passait bien jusqu&rsquo;\u00e0 ce qu&rsquo;ils sortent la cornemuse ! Un bon compromis entre Tino Rossi et les Dropkick Murphys.<\/p>\n<p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed wp-block-embed-youtube is-type-video is-provider-youtube epyt-figure\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><div class=\"epyt-video-wrapper\"><iframe  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_41024\"  width=\"790\" height=\"444\"  data-origwidth=\"790\" data-origheight=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/73OSHfe5cLI?enablejsapi=1&autoplay=0&cc_load_policy=0&cc_lang_pref=&iv_load_policy=3&loop=0&rel=0&fs=1&playsinline=0&autohide=2&theme=dark&color=red&controls=1&\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/div><\/div><\/figure><br \/>\n <strong>10- La magie de No\u00ebl &#8211;<\/strong> <em>Les Fatals Picards<\/em><br \/>\n Et vous, c&rsquo;est quoi pour vous la magie de No\u00ebl ?<\/p>\n<p>Profitez bien des f\u00eates !<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">En Bonus :<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p> <figure class=\"wp-block-embed wp-block-embed-youtube is-type-video is-provider-youtube epyt-figure\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><div class=\"epyt-video-wrapper\"><iframe  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_55938\"  width=\"790\" height=\"593\"  data-origwidth=\"790\" data-origheight=\"593\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/kxl3Jx6Zn9c?enablejsapi=1&autoplay=0&cc_load_policy=0&cc_lang_pref=&iv_load_policy=3&loop=0&rel=0&fs=1&playsinline=0&autohide=2&theme=dark&color=red&controls=1&\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/div><\/div><\/figure><br \/>\n <strong>Bonus &#8211; Run Rudolph Run !<\/strong> &#8211; <em>Lemmy Kilmister<br \/>\n <\/em>Le grand Lemmy (Paix \u00e0 son \u00e2me) nous gratifie d&rsquo;un \u00e9norme tube pour les f\u00eates ! M\u00e9taaaaaaaal !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jour de No\u00ebl, il est 16h00. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Tandis que les plus jeunes jouent au milieu d&rsquo;un carnage de papier bariol\u00e9 et que les adultes dig\u00e8rent paisiblement la callipyge dinde farcie&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":7407,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[1016,1015,946],"class_list":["post-7397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-articles","tag-chansons","tag-humour","tag-noel","clearfix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lesalternativescatholiques.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lesalternativescatholiques.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lesalternativescatholiques.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lesalternativescatholiques.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lesalternativescatholiques.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7397"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.lesalternativescatholiques.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7397\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lesalternativescatholiques.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7407"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lesalternativescatholiques.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lesalternativescatholiques.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lesalternativescatholiques.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}